How to break A* Monotony**

Ever find yourself in one of those situations where you just feel like you’re stuck in a rut and not moving out, as if being held under by some external unseen ‘videshi haath’ Luckily for you, our ace research team has taken a crack at it, and maybe we might just have a solution for you…

Ever since the advent of the industrial revolution, and onward mankind, ahem womankind especially, has sometimes found themselves at their wits ends with respect to machinery… However, if a closer look were to be taken one would realize that the machine world is in fact inspired from and by, our own body, like the heart as a pump and motor blueprint, etc…
We applied the above theorem to several social sciences as well, and here’s what we got…

You Will Need:

-Ninja Skills
-Gullible Tony
-Cool Music to play during operation: ‘Breaking the Monotony’
-Backup Plan
-Escape Plan
-Conviction, Strength, Discipline

The Plan:

Those who work around audio equipment or are generally fascinated by sound will tell you that of audio output settings, and there are many mind you, the two chief classes that output can be divided into are stereo and mono… Stereo is where a clearer and preferably, hi-def audio is heard on both ear pods via dual, or more channels, thereby allowing more music layering and detailing…3D sound for those who’ve experienced it, is a more detailed stereo sound, as is Dolby, etc..  Mono on the other hand can be understood in layman’s terms as a single track or channel…

Drawing back from earlier theorem, THE PLAN therefore becomes to find yourself a tony, pierce any one eardrum, thereby switching him to mono settings… Tony is now mono… Ergo Monotony…

Voila! You now have a monotony…
 

Please break him with care, as most damage done to human’s and machines alike is sometimes irreversible… Sometimes there are lady drivers and then damage is done to both, but then again, that’s for another time…

[*For breaking THE monotony, first make monotony a legend(see also how to make tony a legend)
**all tonies are applicable, if you have a tony award, then simply break it]